Dutton’s frontbench – a basket of deplorables … Regressive Opposition climateers … Any questions for Pretty Boy Taylor? … Sussan Ley can’t count … Puffery from Nine fish wraps for Sloppy Joe Hockey … Blundering hack forces Smellograph grovel … Jubilee Queen, the hard-headed lobbyist . . . 500 Words or thereabouts is taking a winter break, returning the week of July 4